He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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