allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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