What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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