How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
only you would photoshop your dick
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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