Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Hippo gnu deer
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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