I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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