...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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