i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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