Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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