help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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