should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
