i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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