Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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