Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
organizing the empties. That sober.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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