Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I think i got beer on your cat.
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