his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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