Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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