Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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