My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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