So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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