Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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