exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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