Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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