I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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