I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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