In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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