how can u be prego again
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I will pee on everything he values.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
