What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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