I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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