is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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