He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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