we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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