just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
