Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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