i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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