his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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