And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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