Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm always down for nudity.
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