Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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