"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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