i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm both gender and math confused
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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