school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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