Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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