: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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