I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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