We're facebook friends in real life
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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