I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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