new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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