I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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