Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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