I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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