But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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